DEEP IN THE PURPLE

Yo, listen up, 'cause I'm about to spill some tea on purple drank. Don't be a fool, if you tryna get gone, this is the recipe you need. It ain't just about mixing cough syrup with sprite. It's a science, man. You gotta get the proportion just right, ice it up just so, and maybe add a little touch of cranberry for extraoomph. Don't even dare to mes